The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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