i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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