it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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