Dual....:-)
"it" just moved
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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