4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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