found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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