May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I think my moral compass just broke
Drunk is a universal language darling
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