Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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