so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You're completely useless in the revolution.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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