Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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