4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
As shirtless as possible
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Randomize
