no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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