I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
her facebook's as public as her vagina
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize