her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he fucked my hip out of place.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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