Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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