I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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