Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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