This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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