and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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