Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night