kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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