I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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