Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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