This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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