this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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