Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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