I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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