Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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