what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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