I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You need Xanax blowdarts
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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