OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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