there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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