smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Terrible idea I love it
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
