I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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