physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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