When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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