I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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