That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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