1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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