pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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