I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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