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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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