everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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