This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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