you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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