Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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