Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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