How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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