I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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