Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Do plants get herpes?
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