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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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