Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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