did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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