CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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