Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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