How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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