did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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