I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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